Elon Musk just clapped back at rumors and a news report about his alleged drug abuse in a literal p*ssing contest — yup, he shared a urine test that seems to show he’s squeaky clean.
The Tesla titan dropped his urinary drug test receipt on X Tuesday — showing he’s negative for everything from cocaine and meth to ketamine and weed. His caption? A casual “lol” … like it was some sort of ultimate mic-drop moment.
The drug test hasn’t been independently verified.
This all comes hot on the heels of that New York Times bombshell a few weeks back — accusing Elon of being deep into ketamine and acting erratically on everything from Ecstasy to Adderall, according to insiders.
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The report even linked Elon’s alleged drug use to his short-lived stint leading the Trump administration’s Dept. of Government Efficiency — claiming the Prez pulled the plug after folks started raising eyebrows over Musk’s behavior.
Elon’s called B.S. on the whole thing — insisting he hasn’t touched ketamine in years, and even then only in small, doctor-approved doses for back pain.
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Now, he’s letting the paperwork do the talking — especially after that messy fallout with Trump. And with this latest move? Elon’s clearly not afraid to take the p*ss … literally!
