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If there’s one thing Farrah Abraham’s gonna do, it’s turn a heatwave into her own personal backdrop — birthday suit almost included!
The former “Teen Mom” star rang in 34 over the weekend the only way she knows how — loud, lacy, and barely clothed — as she hit up steamy Miami and lounged poolside in a two-piece that looked way more Victoria’s Secret than vacation swimwear.
On paper, Farrah might’ve been wearing more than in her usual poolside stunts — but come on now, that sheer lace barely counted.
Add in her signature sultry poses — think booty front and center and that signature over-the-shoulder smolder — and yeah … Miami temps weren’t the only thing heating up.
Looks like Farrah’s revved up for another fiery lap around the sun — cheeky as ever. Happy birthday, girl!
