Dakota Johnson isn’t a crappy friend.
After all, the Verity star revealed she sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a man who broke her close pal’s heart.
“Yes, I did do that,” Dakota admitted during Vanity Fair’s lie detector test June 5. “It’s been quite a while. It’s been some years … You can order any kind, any size.”
Other truths she dropped while taking the test? She admitted she would lie to the police for BFF Riley Keough, and she knows where to order pubic crabs online. (But don’t worry, she hasn’t ordered them. Yet.)
However, one shocking revelation was that during a previous sit-down, she said she would never close the gap in her teeth. Which, spoiler, she did in 2017.
But, she insisted her trademark gap closed on its own—despite the lie detector showing an inconclusive result.
“The machine doesn’t know what to do,” she said with a laugh. “No, it closed on its own. I had one of those wires since I was a little kid and then I took it off because I wasn’t a little kid anymore and then it closed.”
And yes, she was telling the truth when she said she considers herself a private person.
Which fans know all too well.
Indeed, Dakota—who broke up with Chris Martin after nearly eight years of dating—has always chosen to keep their romance out of the spotlight. As she put it to Tatler in 2018, “I’m not going totalk about it, but I am very happy.”
She did, however, treat fans to small glimpses into their relationship over the years, including what goes on behind closed doors.
“We’ve been together for quite a while,” she told Elle UK in 2021. “We go out sometimes, but we both work so much that it’s nice to be at home and be cozy and private. Most of the partying takes place inside my house.”
While she and the Coldplay singer are saying goodbye to their paradise, take a look back at their romance.
November 2017
Let the romance rumors begin! After Dakota Johnson was spotted at a Coldplay concert, fans started to speculate that the actress could be dating Chris Martin. While the pair didn’t confirm anything for months, a few additional sightings suggested these two were more than just friends.
January 2018
While attending the launch of Stella McCartney‘s Women’s Autumn 2018 and Men’s Autumn/Winter 2018 Collections at SIR Studios, the pair was spotted holding hands, giving fans further confirmation they were dating.
September 2018
First comes love, then comes ma—ching tattoos? The Fifty Shades actress and the Coldplay singer appeared to show off infinity tattoos.
September 2018
In an interview with Tatler, Dakota confirmed she was dating Chris with a simple message. “I’m not going to talk about it,” she told the publication. “But I am very happy.”
November 2019
After Chris supported Dakota at her star-studded 30th birthday party in October, the actress returned the favor when it was time for her boyfriend to perform on Saturday Night Live. The pair celebrated the special show by attending the official after-party together.
February 2020
The Fifty Shades of Grey alum donned her director’s hat for Coldplay’s “Cry, Cry, Cry” music video. The video’s story is about a couple working through life’s obstacles side-by-side and holding each other when they cry.
March 2021
A source confirmed to E! News that the High Note actress and Coldplay frontman nestled into a modern Cape Cod-styled home in Malibu, Calif. for a price tag of $12.5 million.
July 2021
During summer break, the couple jetted off to Palma De Mallorca, Spain, where they enjoyed a boat ride and some sightseeing in the city.
October 2021
Before beginning to play Coldplay’s latest single, “My Universe,” which is a collaboration with the group BTS, Chris pointed to Dakota in the balcony and delivered a special message. “This is about my universe, and she’s here,” he told the crowd.
April 2023
We want something just like this duo’s outing to grab coffee in Malibu.
