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A stray dog with moves like Jagger — well, actually more like another massive star — named Taylor Swift after giving Florida highway authorities the ultimate dodge has officially been adopted.
Caught on video, this pup’s getaway attempt last week was straight-up “Fearless” — she darted, dashed, and dodged troopers like a pro … turning the highway into her own concert stage and forcing a full shutdown just for her grand performance.
Taylor Swift was eventually caught and scooped up by the Humane Society of Broward County for some well-earned R&R, a medical check, and a quick spray.
Turns out TS wasn’t just running from troopers — she was running from her past … ’cause the Humane Society of Broward County added they found signs of multiple litters and a C-section scar, with two Miami-Dade breeders coming forward claiming they used her to sell puppies for profit.
But, this Swiftie is done running, and ready to paws and reflect — she’s been adopted by the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office for their Paws & Stripes therapy dog program. Once she graduates, she’ll be offering comfort after tragedies and even in courtrooms.
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As Cherie Wachter from the Humane Society put it, “There will be no more puppies in Taylor Swift’s future, just spreading cuddles and love to those in need.”
