Pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati seems conflicted on whether he’s allowed to joke about his own pole … ’cause the French athlete posted a TikTok joking about his viral member, then quickly deleted it.
The overnight sensation shared a clip of himself eating in a dining common area … a thousand-yard stare plastered on his face while chowing down on a pastry.
In the vid, AA writes a French sentence that translates to, “POV: You make more buzz for your package than for your performances” … so, clearly he knows his pole’s getting more attention than the pole-vaulting final.
It seems Ammirati regretted his decision … deleting the TikTok soon after, though it’s unclear why — but, the internet’s forever, and fans recorded the clip.
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ICYMI … Anthony finished short of medaling at the Paris Olympics … even though he’d completely cleared the crossbar — ’cause his massive bulge slapped the bar down … and his gold medal dreams with it.
While a nightmare for any athlete … there’s a silver lining if Anthony wants to get into the adult film industry — ’cause CamSoda’s offering Ammirati $250K to unleash his vaulting pole to the world on their site.
BTW … Sweden’s Armand Duplantis took gold in the pole vault event Monday — but, we’d say Ammirati’s package is getting the Olympics People’s Choice Award.
Anyhoo … there’s always 2028 for Anthony — or, an OnlyFans/influencer career if he’s willing to vault in the nude!!!
