The high fashion world’s always been known for pushing boundaries, but “pee-stained” jeans kinda takes the cake — especially with its whopping price tag … which is now a reality.
An apparel company called Jordanluca is hawking jeans on their site they advertise as “Stain Stonewash” — and they actually have a pair for sale right now … a lighter wash that’s going for $608 compared to the usual $800 they normally sell at.
And yes, when we say these things look pee-stained … we aren’t kidding, because that’s exactly how they’re designed. And it turns out … people are into it, ’cause these things are practically sold out at this point!
The Jordanluca jeans actually debuted at Milan Fashion Week for their F/W23 cycle — and it would appear they left a mark … because they’re a hot item in 2024.
Whereas you might normally be embarrassed to piss your pants — or have any evidence of residue left behind after a tinkle — it seems fashion-forward thinkers are leaning into it.
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While high-end fashion heads have clearly been splashing their cash, these jeans have truly left a stain on others online — with the general consensus being a resounding “nope” to them. Although, while some are balking at this on X … the reality is, they’re obviously popular.
One last thing about this that’s hilarious … this entire concept had actually been touched on before by none other than comedian Tim Robinson — who did a whole sketch on it on TV.
His show “I Think You Should Leave” mocked the idea of a website that sold pissy pants to help dudes cover up the fact they may have been a little messy. Now, it’s come to life.
