Photo Courtesy of EtsyPraise Kier, because Severance just earned an Emmy nod, and your Innie and Outie deserve merch that keeps the peace.
From Lumon tees perfect for Outtie binge sessions to mugs, laptop stickers, and enamel pins that keep Innies motivated during mysterious office tasks, these 12 picks are fan-approved. Cozy hoodies and practical accessories help you celebrate the Emmy-nominated series in your everyday ‘definitely normal’ life.
Whether you’re gifting a friend or treating yourself, each item bridges the gap between your two personalities, letting both sides show off their love for the show.
With a mix of clever humor, office-themed swag, and split-personality charm, these gifts are the only way to honor Severance without picking sides.
The Severance Gift Guide:
A Handshake Is Available Upon Request Coffee Mug
Just like Mark’s “handshake upon request,” this ceramic Lumon mug lets everyone know your morning coffee comes first. Only after that can polite office chatter commence.
SpillinTV Waffle Party Severance Sweatshirt
Hit your quarterly goals and claim your Waffle Party glory with this comfy cotton-poly blend crewneck—because every Refiner deserves bragging rights.
MidnightDogs Severance MDR Group Photo Enamel Pin
Mark saved the MDR group photo for a reason, and now you can wear it with this tiny enamel pin. It’s complete with an illustrated backing card for maximum office cred.
Defiant Jazz Severance Poster
Remind yourself of one of the few Innie joys with this canvas poster of Helly and Milchick dancing it out in the Macrodata Refinement Department. Available in several sizes.
WizardLabs3D Retro ‘Severed’ Eighties Computer Terminal Charging Dock
Can’t get a “Hello Ms. Cobel” desktop? This sleek retro-futurist charging dock is the next best thing, letting your iPhone Pro or Pro Max show off Lumon-style professionalism. Perfect for an Innie-approved desk or any fan’s workspace.
Redbubble Lumon Industries Recycles Tote Bag
Lumon cares…about recycling anyway, and your Outtie can too with this lightweight tote bag made for every errand or shopping spree.
ZeylonShop The You You Are Inspired Notebook
Mark’s Outie may squirm around Ricken, but your Innie can plot freely with this journal disguised as ‘The You You’ Are spiritual biography.
CallingWes Mark and Helly Acrylic Keychain
Who knew office romance could fit in your pocket? These Mark-and-Helly keychains are double-sided, epoxy-coated, and totally fan-approved.
Redbubble Petey’s Lumon Map Tapestry
Navigating Lumon is tricky, but this decorative tapestry featuring Petey’s infamous map has got your back…even if the office still doesn’t make sense.
Redbubble Severance TV Show Adam Scott Classic T-Shirt
We’re not giving away spoilers, but we are giving you this oversized cotton Mark S. tee to flex your Lumon loyalty. Comes in 19 colorways and unisex sizing for all fans.
Redbubble Scary Numbers Severance TV Backpack
Surviving Macrodata refining is tough, but your backpack game doesn’t have to be. Padded straps, a laptop sleeve, and room for all essentials make it Innie-approved.
MoremerchCo Lumon Wellness Planner for Innies and Outies
Make your workweek slightly more manageable (and creepily entertaining) with this Severance 2025 planner. Lumon quotes and dark humor keep your four tempers balanced…maybe a little too balanced.
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